But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life