If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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