Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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