doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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