I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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