just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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