I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.