What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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