Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.