like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?