we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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