And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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