It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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