as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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