Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
