There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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