The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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