When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I need water and some morals
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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