It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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