Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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