You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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