I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
