my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
