Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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