Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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