idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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