Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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