Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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