weddingsv make me drug and hornr
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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