Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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