the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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