We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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