I want to have your abortion
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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