Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?