Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.