her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
