What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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