Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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