and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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