so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
