her vagine was all disorganized.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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