It's Friday. Sex?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
