Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We're too hungover to prance.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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