Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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