I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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