i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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