Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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