I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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