you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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