So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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