Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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