I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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