Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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