69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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