That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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