Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it