So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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