Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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