one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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