I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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