i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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